Who Knew A Crypt Keeper Could Die?

While she's no Rose Kennedy, Eunice Kennedy Shriver has been hospitalized in critical condition.


A rare survivors of Bing Crosby Syndrome (going from sixteen to sixty quicker than a birthday candle blows out), she's one of my favorite eccentric skullsicles, and I wish her well.

The Ballad Of Barn Owl Bill

I love, what appears to be, the huge scar running down the side of Barn Owl Bills face, from when this aristocratic bird decided it was tired of being handled by a déclassé third generation inbred hillbilly sasquatch...


...with bad hair.