The Mickey Monster Club

I used to believe that there wasn't a man alive whose looks weren't improved by a haircut and a suit...

Deep Fried Howard The Duck

My friend Sugs, knowing my mania for plastic surgery addicts/victims, sent me a picture of this not so lovely not so little not so ladylike lady today: her name is Priscilla Caputo - formerly Priscilla Russo - and she's a host, model & actress (remember when "tart" covered the same job description in one syllable?):





- and before you think I'm projecting my dirty mind onto that first pic of hers, I'm sure she's just showing with her fingertips the lips she hopes to have once she finishes having work done on her current flat thin ones.

Not Your Father's Wax Lips...

One of Roger Corman's many tricks to hype his low budget slockfests was to have a warning posted in the lobby reading (essentially) "If You Have A Weak Heart, This Picture Might Be Too Much For You".
Insert warning here.

I ran across this hodgepodge of whale blubber, doll hair and estrogen on http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ and, while she's no Jocelyn Wildenstein, it's not every day that you get to see what a wax sculpture of Leona Helmsley-Harden would look like if it was dropped by parachute into Death Valley... during a heat wave.

Her name is Maria Geronazzo, a.k.a. "The Hungarian Monster"

Not unlike Jocelyn and her fellow Hungarian mantrap Zsa Zsa Gabor, she's a classy lady.


Alledgedly, she was once as beautiful as Monica Bellucci.


But the only picture I could find of Maria in her youth was this one.


She became famous for her subtle plastic surgery and alluring presence.


When not stumbling drunk around football fields in her bra and elasti-waist dungaree shorts...


...she likes to relax before heading back to work by taking a six to eight hour restorative beauty bath...


...because, like most classy beautiful women confronted with fame, she decided to become a porn star.







(I see a li'l Herve Villechaize in that last one, don't you?)

http://www.mariageronazzo.com/