I've never been one to celebrate Earth Day; hard to respect a woman who lets the youngest and most disrespectful of her children slap her around and take the money from her purse without so much as a whimper.
But, as her recent volcanic outburst in Eyjafjallajokull proved, she's had just about enough of us, and we're still not old enough that she can't stop us in our tracks and take us across her knee when deserved.
So, happy Mother's Day Gaea (I say with no paganfemilesbonic intent, this is just an excuse to post the family tree below), and thanks for making us the prettiest of your monsterous brood...
...on the outside at least.
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