One of Roger Corman's many tricks to hype his low budget slockfests was to have a warning posted in the lobby reading (essentially) "If You Have A Weak Heart, This Picture Might Be Too Much For You".
Insert warning here.
I ran across this hodgepodge of whale blubber, doll hair and estrogen on http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ and, while she's no Jocelyn Wildenstein, it's not every day that you get to see what a wax sculpture of Leona Helmsley-Harden would look like if it was dropped by parachute into Death Valley... during a heat wave.
Her name is Maria Geronazzo, a.k.a. "The Hungarian Monster"
Not unlike Jocelyn and her fellow Hungarian mantrap Zsa Zsa Gabor, she's a classy lady.
Alledgedly, she was once as beautiful as Monica Bellucci.
But the only picture I could find of Maria in her youth was this one.
She became famous for her subtle plastic surgery and alluring presence.
When not stumbling drunk around football fields in her bra and elasti-waist dungaree shorts...
...she likes to relax before heading back to work by taking a six to eight hour restorative beauty bath...
...because, like most classy beautiful women confronted with fame, she decided to become a porn star.
(I see a li'l Herve Villechaize in that last one, don't you?)
http://www.mariageronazzo.com/
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